If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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