Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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