That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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