Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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