The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize