His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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