real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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