I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
This is my gift to your gina
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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