Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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