It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
