Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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