which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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