Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She told me I should be a condom model.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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