I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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