Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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