well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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