do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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