he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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