Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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