ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
