Dual....:-)
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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