She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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