You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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