They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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