I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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