I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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