Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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