why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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