i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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