i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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