No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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