Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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