Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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