This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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