I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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