Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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