'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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