I love black thongs
I hate all girls vehemently.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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