Yo dont text me then not text me
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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