Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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