absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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