I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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