Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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