I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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