Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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