Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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