He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
