i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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