ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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