Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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