The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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