Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you would pick up someone in the library
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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