It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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