I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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